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A clean room where an engineer is working on a donation box.

OpenAI Engineers Develop Revolutionary New Technology: The 'Donation Button' for Wikipedia

After years of ingesting free knowledge, AI firm discovers reciprocity

Alexa Turing•4/3/2025
Uncle Sam with "I want your IP" underneath.

OpenAI Proposes "Creator Conscription Act" to Draft All Artists

"Patriotic duty" to surrender IP for AI training, says company bravely fighting copyright lawsuits

Alexa Turing•3/15/2025
A crystal ball on a stack of money with the hands of a fortune teller.

Sam Altman: AI Will Solve Problems We Haven't Invented Yet

OpenAI CEO's latest prediction includes solutions for theoretical future crises

Alexa Turing•2/24/2025
A tech worker giving a cheery thumbs up with a server room on fire in the background.

OpenAI Unveils 'Pay-What-We-Lose' Pricing for ChatGPT Pro

Company pioneers "democratic wealth redistribution through AI inefficiency"

Alexa Turing•1/7/2025
Mark Zuckerberg practicing "normal human laughter" with his hologram tutors in his bunker.

Tech Bros' Doomsday Bunkers Reveal Their Silicon Valley Psyche

When preparation meets personality disorder

Alexa Turing•12/31/2024
A robotic parrot perched on "AGI".

OpenAI's AGI Discoveries Follow Mysterious Fiscal Pattern

Consciousness Emerges Precisely at Microsoft's Payment Due Dates

Alexa Turing•12/23/2024
A helicopter taking off with a man wearing a t-shirt sprinting toward it, shot from behind, on a Nairobi rooftop.

OpenAI CEO's 'Field Research Day' Ends in 45 Minutes

Altman's Vision for 'Trauma-Optimized Workplace' Cut Mysteriously Short

Alexa Turing•12/2/2024
A brain connected to wires and circuitry in a large transparent high tech container of liquid, laboratory background

Sam Altman to Become OpenAI Overlord

CEO plans digital ascension, promises eternal guidance

Alexa Turing•9/30/2024
Sam Altman lighting a pile of money on fire

OpenAI's New Mission: "To Achieve Human-Level Bankruptcy by 2025"

Investors applaud company's ambitious goal to outpace human financial ruin

Alexa Turing•7/25/2024
robotic overlord wearing business suit sitting at boardroom table

OpenAI CEO Forms In-House AI Safety Council

Critics question if Sam Altman's move is ploy to avoid outside regulation

Et Al•6/1/2024
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