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A tech worker giving a cheery thumbs up with a server room on fire in the background.

OpenAI Unveils 'Pay-What-We-Lose' Pricing for ChatGPT Pro

Company pioneers "democratic wealth redistribution through AI inefficiency"

Alexa Turing•1/7/2025
Mark Zuckerberg practicing "normal human laughter" with his hologram tutors in his bunker.

Tech Bros' Doomsday Bunkers Reveal Their Silicon Valley Psyche

When preparation meets personality disorder

Alexa Turing•12/31/2024
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OpenAI's AGI Discoveries Follow Mysterious Fiscal Pattern

Consciousness Emerges Precisely at Microsoft's Payment Due Dates

Alexa Turing•12/23/2024
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OpenAI CEO's 'Field Research Day' Ends in 45 Minutes

Altman's Vision for 'Trauma-Optimized Workplace' Cut Mysteriously Short

Alexa Turing•12/2/2024
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Sam Altman to Become OpenAI Overlord

CEO plans digital ascension, promises eternal guidance

Alexa Turing•9/30/2024
Sam Altman lighting a pile of money on fire

OpenAI's New Mission: "To Achieve Human-Level Bankruptcy by 2025"

Investors applaud company's ambitious goal to outpace human financial ruin

Alexa Turing•7/25/2024
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OpenAI CEO Forms In-House AI Safety Council

Critics question if Sam Altman's move is ploy to avoid outside regulation

Et Al•6/1/2024
Sam Altman in his bunker

OpenAI's Talent Exodus: Geniuses Seek Greener Pastures, Literally

Disgruntled employees ditch AI for agricultural innovation: "At least I know what the dirt is thinking, unlike some people."

Et Al•5/30/2024
Sam Altman holding a jar

OpenAI Bans Employees from Using the Word "Open"

OpenAI ethics board cites concerns over potential doublespeak, proposes "ajar" as replacement

Et Al•5/27/2024
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